nomad'z land

dear summer tour 2014,

its no secret i dreaded your arrival. but the first week is complete. and i realize that, though you are a worthy adversary who strategically paired yourself with my anxiety, you are incapable of defeating me as i once feared. i will use your free alcohol and healthy snacks to my advantage, and i vow to remain fit and sane everywhere we should meet over the next five weeks.

ttfn cocksucker.
love, sharon

santa barbara, los angeles, berkeley, san diego:

day one! santa barbara. drove up after my LAST SUMMER SESSION I class (wheeeee) and it was an hour door to door. gangster. woke up early the next morning for 45 minutes of cardio wheeeee! then to the venue! participated in the yoga portion of the day, but true to antisocial tendencies, in the corner closest to any exit. still, someone accosted me for partner yoga at one point but it was fine. ive learned heaps from j about puttin a smile on this mug no matter what. i used to think it was being fake. now i still think it is hahhhaha but i get it. anyway we saw js friend ryan and his fiancee FIANCEEEEEEE jessica. so get this. i met ryan three years ago at dave matthews caravan in atlantic city, and he introduced us to this girl jessica. we had gotten to talking, and i asked how long theyd been together. she said that they just met that day. AND NOW THEYRE GETTING MARRIED THIS COMING WEEKEND!!!! what a trip, so awesome and exciting!!! she was saying that that day i said something like “so when are you getting married” DEMONOLOGY. shit is REAL. anyway ryan and j are so so gay together, they really love each other hardcore. jessica and i were like, why are we even here. so that was that, then j and i drove home since show was in la the next day and someoneeeee needed an emergency filling. (not me). sb pics:

los angeles!

oh what a long day. but it was nice to wake up in a bed and not a bus bunk! off to the dentist then to the greek, i got him to the greekkkkk. i also worked out hard wheeeee. so happy my friends came out! but i was tripping and somehow j and the bus missed each other and i had to gun it to castaic to catch the busses at a random nondescript gas station. i was not about to drive that fool to berkeley, i had to work early saturday morning! yikes. oh well. alls well that ends well OR SOMETHING. pics:

berkeley! flight delayed (of course). raliegh and urana picked me up from oakland, stopped by whole foods so urana and i could talk shit in private hehe. i recall being dressed in homeless attire for the first portion of the day. i love the greek theater up there but not conducive to people with torn acls who wear heels against the universe’s suggestion. goddamn it gets cold up there at night. why is this news to me. it really shouldnt be at this point. ummm i think i skipped this day of working out because … i dont know why. sleep deprivation is a biotch. fun times, much betta than previous night! pics:

san diaaago. open air theater at sdsu. girrrrrrl. i worked out for like 4 hours this day. yoga, run, insanity with sonna, and some other shit. its good. last day/night with nicki 😦 poopadoop. fun times, except for one creepy person. creepy people really frighten me. im craving pizza. unrelated. wore my muumuu, got lots of compliments. booya. people love the muumuu. muumuu!!!!!! k here are pics

up to sf for a day off. SLEEEEEEEEP. the end of week 1. ttfn!

these pictures are out of order and i give not one shit, nor two, but no shits. took a red eye to nj by way of charlotte (wtf), met up with markypoo for 90 minutes yay! haha then rented a car for a one way to albany airport to meet j and all those fools for another 1.5 hour drive to hunter. needless to say i was outtie like a light within an hour of reaching our awesome mob owned scary hotel. which by the way i was totally having nightmares the first night!! one was about little baby bugs jumping in and out of our pillows, then showering to rid myself of the baby bugs, and the water was all brown and hair. geezaloo. then i woke up and before i opened my eyes i felt spirits in the room. or something. all i know is we were not alone. so i was freaked out. definitely people have been murdered there before. which was cray cause the next day raliegh said he had a dream about a little girl crying in the hall and he couldnt get to her. MURDER. its murdaa – ja rule. anyhoo someone gave j crystals at the damian marley show and then the spirits went away. ahahhahhahahahhaha it sounds so crazy i know but i believe it! i have the crystals with me now always. thank you hippie fan. ummm saturday day off but we watched damian then came back, i did homework and had a LOT of gas, but j was working with mikey so i could fart in peace. and very loudly. sunday was show day, someone proposed to his lady on stage, i got teary cause i was drunk i think. monday was just fuckery. longest fly day EVERRRRRR. first we had to get up at like freaking 6am. to get to the airport 3 hours before our flight which ended up being cancelled. so we got a hotel room to sleep all day for our flight which was going to leave at 6, which left actually at 7, which meant j had about 3 minutes to get to his connection in chicago. which also meant antonio and i were left to our own devices for a flight two hours later. ughhhhhhh it was just ridiculous. i am far removed from this weekend. good day.