nomad'z land

boo in town for a week? yes please and gimme more! im lagging on this shit fml. here are pictures. sweet pictures of my honeybuns taken by queso pelpola cause i was busy getting drunk. assistant photog ftw.

okay fine ill write a little because i am procrastinating on reading. oh school, you slay me. i mean really, you fucking slay me. i die. i am resurrected! so here we go.

i loveeeee when j and i get to play house and one of the best parts is room service then throwing our dirty dishes into the hall and voila its taken care of. if only real life were like that. sidenote we dont literally throw them into the hall, that would be rude and very socially unacceptable. la show was da bomb, we met antonios baby soooo cute. dad drank out of nadyas flask like a gangsta then was ready to party. i mean really, he drank half her flask then dragged mom out to watch the opener. queso doonks and i watched sidestage like js groupies which we are except i get the physical privileges and im not willing to share. yet. or ever. then huevs and jared came soooo happy my newly engaged friends! blingathon holy rocksville on that muthafuckin finger get it homies. very good times, it ended with us ubering from akbar (i think its called that) to mcdonalds and i ordered in espanol cause when im drunk i speak other languages. which means im either an alcoholic or multilingual. or both. anyway

back to me loving when j stays in town. my commute was cut in half soooo happy!!! and we had our third anniversary together also so happy! nothing spectac in terms of celebration mais oui c’est si bon that i was with my love just hangin at fake home. fome. foam. phome. et phone home. okay stop! jesus. ummm what else. blah blah blah anaheim.

quick jaunt to anaheim where boet and angela came to the show and i got weird cause well this is me being transparent now. i guess. i am not all rainbows and unicorns!!!!! im sure that is apparent.

then sd! part deux. we shot a scene or two for the new video which is why i am wearing my sister in laws wedding dress. wedding dresses are so hot i would need ac up in there. portable. pronounced por-TOB-leh. im french accenting it these days. by these days i mean the past seventeen minutes. and only in my head. im rolling my eyes at myself so you can save the energy. pretty excited about my foray into video hoe-dom. next video imma be in will be dirty thugs making it rain on me as i do my awesome stripper moves  and instead of stripping ill be putting more and more clothes on. get it, they give me money and i buy clothes and i put on everything i buy. its like a time lapse of sorts.

next up texas and NEW ORLEANS where we are going to reenact our meeting three years ago way too excited about this. i hope we cry about it. thats a wrap! thats what she said. when he opened the condom wrapper and out came a fake condom saran wrap thing cause he was trying to get her pregnant. i should not quit my day job to become a joke writer. but i should quit my day job cause im lazy and tired of this shit. just kidding im grateful oh who am i kidding i need a nap and a vacation. okay bye.