john and jacquie – july 27, 2013 – topanga, ca

oh snap its like a new twist on john and jackie kennedy minus the pillbox hats, infidelity and assassination. so i guess just the names is really all there is to that comparison. well and the good looks of course. i loveddddd jacquies dress. like i would use it secondhand style, on the reals. also loved the smart car driving me down to the ceremony level cause with this acl tear, the only shit poppin is my knee. i also love watching people dance. it makes me laugh and cry cause i guess im just that kind of ass hole. i feel like there are all these little treasures in topanga, the venue 1909 being one of them. oh man and dont get me started on the hors doeuvres son. sometimes i feel like hors doeuvres are the best part of a wedding. that is not a shittalk against a marrying couple, its just that the nibbly bites are so fucking good. we should have hors doeuvres parties where we dress up and waiters serve us nibblies and alcohol. um best idea ever? i think so. im full of them. or just full of shit, your pick dick. god this injury turns me into some kinda biotch. i gotta say john and jacquie make quite the attractive couple. they make me wanna be on match.com except for the fact im happily spoken for. or maybe j and i can play a game where we make profiles under aliases and see if we find each other, except for the fact that sounds like major super disaster waiting to happen so nevermind. anywayz here are pics!