joelle and sam – eballew wedding napa october 20 2012

by Sharon Brooke

wedding number 3 of wedding season 2012! joelle is mamas bffs daughter. mama has two bffs (one in sf and one in chicago) and they talk every. single. day. nonstop. i love it. sign of a truly fulfilled woman in my opinion. anyway beautiful venue in napa, ive really scored this season. no whack weddings or anything like that. all fun and beautiful and full of looooove!! well i dont really think ive been to too many whack weddings. maybe one or two were whatevs, and ive been to a gazillion of em so percentage wise, were pretty stokesville. if it were buy 10 get 1 free id be married like 3 times by now. anyway had a quick flight up to oakland saturday morning, flew back home sunday morning for less than 24 hours up north and back home for wedding number 4! mama thanked me for not getting shitfaced as we had to take a shuttle to and from the venue and these white niggas were barfing all over the place up in there, prompting the driver to invoke a $700 charge for anyone else who vom’d. yuck! anyway, other than that, it was the bomb. fucksicles the food was so good. god i love food. god i love good food at weddings.