nomad'z land

ohhh i loved this last wedding of my wedding tour extravaganza. calamigos ranch is amazzzingggggg!!!! its so fucking pretty. i think all i need are lights in trees and sweet music and my life is set. april and carlo are the cutest hipster couple ever. hahaha. loveeed the processional music. so good!! and the style also so goodddddd! there was this one old dude who could moooove. girl he could MOVE. i had a crush on him. i think it was carlos uncle. hahahhaha yeah i was perving on a 50-60 year old. whatevs. my weekend was a blur. and i had not one hangover. go me! yeah bitches. im an adult now. not a vomiting pissing piece of shit like i was in my former glory days. i also wore BOOB TAPE to prevent any unwanted attention and PASTIES to cover my hard nips since it was cold as a muthafucka. not really cold as a muthafucka, i just wanted to say muthafucka i guess. but it was nipply. not nipply with the pasties! thats right. wish i wore em the night before. oh well. benjamin button fml. blah blah blah the end.