nomad'z land

ohhh i loved this last wedding of my wedding tour extravaganza. calamigos ranch is amazzzingggggg!!!! its so fucking pretty. i think all i need are lights in trees and sweet music and my life is set. april and carlo are the cutest hipster couple ever. hahaha. loveeed the processional music. so good!! and the style also so goodddddd! there was this one old dude who could moooove. girl he could MOVE. i had a crush on him. i think it was carlos uncle. hahahhaha yeah i was perving on a 50-60 year old. whatevs. my weekend was a blur. and i had not one hangover. go me! yeah bitches. im an adult now. not a vomiting pissing piece of shit like i was in my former glory days. i also wore BOOB TAPE to prevent any unwanted attention and PASTIES to cover my hard nips since it was cold as a muthafucka. not really cold as a muthafucka, i just wanted to say muthafucka i guess. but it was nipply. not nipply with the pasties! thats right. wish i wore em the night before. oh well. benjamin button fml. blah blah blah the end.

wedding number 3 of wedding season 2012! joelle is mamas bffs daughter. mama has two bffs (one in sf and one in chicago) and they talk every. single. day. nonstop. i love it. sign of a truly fulfilled woman in my opinion. anyway beautiful venue in napa, ive really scored this season. no whack weddings or anything like that. all fun and beautiful and full of looooove!! well i dont really think ive been to too many whack weddings. maybe one or two were whatevs, and ive been to a gazillion of em so percentage wise, were pretty stokesville. if it were buy 10 get 1 free id be married like 3 times by now. anyway had a quick flight up to oakland saturday morning, flew back home sunday morning for less than 24 hours up north and back home for wedding number 4! mama thanked me for not getting shitfaced as we had to take a shuttle to and from the venue and these white niggas were barfing all over the place up in there, prompting the driver to invoke a $700 charge for anyone else who vom’d. yuck! anyway, other than that, it was the bomb. fucksicles the food was so good. god i love food. god i love good food at weddings.

three outfits in one day, hallelujah!! love family time!!!!!! love weddings!!!! love dancing!! love peach champagne!!!!

went to texas to see about karen and the babies, natenate the 2 year old great and noah the buddha baby from heaven! and ejc and jj of course. lost money, gained weight… whats new! not as hardcore when it comes to eating as i was two years ago, but i will make a comeback one day. as always, found out new fun shared cousin characteristics, such as our ability to say no to people who ask us for our personal information. working on it! love the babies!!!!